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threadless: Monstrous Murder Mystery by mechanicalrobotpower...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:41:29 -0400

Monstrous Murder Mystery by mechanicalrobotpower and scottishjen is up for scoring in our Plain White T’s design challenge!

We’ve asked artists to get creative with UV and glow-in-the-dark inks for this challenge, and there are some really exciting submissions up for scoring! Check ‘em out!

The legend of Sleepy Hollow was just a story, but buried in the...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:29:28 -0400

The legend of Sleepy Hollow was just a story, but buried in the secret history of our nation… lies the truth. (X)

lnternetporn: what ur average tragedy looks like after 100...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:27:27 -0400

lnternetporn:

what ur average tragedy looks like after 100 years

dtraveljournal: Take a ticket stub or plane ticket or whatever...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:26:09 -0400

dtraveljournal:

Take a ticket stub or plane ticket or whatever to kinkos, have them blow it up, print it on that fabric transfer stuff and make this pillow.

shoebilleddinosaur: nemomynameforevermore: GUYS I WAS AT THE...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:10:26 -0400

shoebilleddinosaur:

nemomynameforevermore:

GUYS I WAS AT THE LEAFS GAME WHEN THIS HAPPENED I WAS CRYING

K I’M DONE NOW BYE HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Sun, 19 May 2013 22:08:13 -0400

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Thu, 16 May 2013 22:00:26 -0400

mark-pellegrino-is-my-king: cute-little-princess: ronweasley: ...

Mon, 13 May 2013 19:54:39 -0400

mark-pellegrino-is-my-king:

cute-little-princess:

ronweasley:

twinamericas:

221cbakerstreet:

aphotovici:

lil-banshee:

gaylienz:

eviljohnlock-shipper:

seaghdhasuil:

No, it’s fine. I didn’t need my heart.

Are we crying about a doodle of dinosaurs?

Yes

Welcome to Tumblr

Oh god it hurts why would you ever

The meteor was coming.

Oh, God, it was coming and she didn’t know what to do. Her son, her beautiful little son, pressed close to her side, craning his neck to look up at his Mother.

“Mummy, why is everyone moving? There’s plenty of food here.” He asked in his sweet, innocent voice.

“Because, my sweet, sometimes it is best that we move on. It is our way.” She replied, forcing the words past the lump in her throat.

“Oh,” Her son said, turning his gaze to the fiery rock in the sky that would spell their deaths out for them, “the old Triceratops told me it was cuzza that rock. He said the rock could hurt us real bad.” He continued, not understanding what he meant by those words in his innocence.

“Triceratops is being silly, he just wanted to tease you one more time before he left.” She lied, choking on her tears. Oh, God, he son, her lovely son, was going to die not understanding.

“Oh.”

She turned her face to the meteor- it was close now. It wouldn’t be long. Swinging her head around, she dropped her face to her sons and nuzzled him one last time. “Let’s play a game, yes? And then we’ll go join the others.” She suggested.

“Okay! What game shall we play, Mummy?”

“Let’s play pretend. We will imagine the sort of place we would like to move to, and when we open our eyes, that’s where we shall be.”

“How do we play?”

One last look at the meteor- it was almost time.

“Close your eyes and imagine the place, and count to thirty out loud. Just like when we play Hide-and-Seek.” She curled herself around her son, both of them now laid on the beach.

“Ok, Mummy. 1, 2, 3, 4…”

She watched the meteor approach with sad eyes, and just before it hit land she turned her head, laying it and her neck over her son and bracing herself.

Her son had not yet said 30, but it was over.

what is wrong with you

WOW THANKS FOR SHITTING ALL OVER MY HEART

A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he...

Mon, 13 May 2013 19:50:47 -0400

A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”

Don't Fuck With an English Teacher

Mon, 13 May 2013 19:47:21 -0400

of-the-sweetest-tea:

autumnyte:

fasterwouldbebetter:

I read the teacher in Siri’s voice…

The films of Marilyn Monroe | 1953 - 1961.

Mon, 13 May 2013 19:42:29 -0400

The films of Marilyn Monroe | 1953 - 1961.

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Mon, 13 May 2013 08:07:50 -0400

breelandwalker: fangirling-daily: fat-pikachu-mas: denise-pu...

Mon, 13 May 2013 07:57:00 -0400

breelandwalker:

fangirling-daily:

fat-pikachu-mas:

denise-puchol:

Comic Book Readers

orkin 1947

what’s this?

Little girls read comics from the very beginning of their incarnation??

“Girl reading comic book in newsstand” by Teenie Harris (c. 1940-1945) © 2006 Carnegie Museum of Art, Pittsburgh

That sound you hear is thousands of wangsting sexist fanboys shrieking in horror.

Suck it.

Sext: I kiss you deeply as I lay you back gently on the bed, my hands roaming up your thighs, palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti

Mon, 13 May 2013 00:40:40 -0400

Sext: I kiss you deeply as I lay you back gently on the bed, my hands roaming up your thighs, palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti

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Mon, 13 May 2013 00:06:59 -0400

nickelbackthatassup: when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I...

Mon, 13 May 2013 00:05:16 -0400

nickelbackthatassup:

when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”

hfgl: Vlada Roslyakova/Vogue Paris November 2005

Mon, 13 May 2013 00:03:23 -0400

hfgl:

Vlada Roslyakova/Vogue Paris November 2005

BEST ‘NUH-UH’ IN THE HISTORY OF ANYTHING EVER

Mon, 13 May 2013 00:02:29 -0400

BEST ‘NUH-UH’ IN THE HISTORY OF ANYTHING EVER

moriartty: i would never cheat on someone i mean someone being stupid enough to date me is a once...

Mon, 13 May 2013 00:01:59 -0400

moriartty:

i would never cheat on someone i mean someone being stupid enough to date me is a once in a lifetime thing im not gonna mess it up

roachpatrol: pavel-petel: Pavel Pétel for H&M Makeup &...

Mon, 13 May 2013 00:00:47 -0400

roachpatrol:

pavel-petel:

Pavel Pétel for H&M
Makeup & Photo: Sergey Ostrikov

I don’t know what’s happening here but I like it.